True Friendship...

Normally, I don't like forwards, but my Y.W. leader emailed me this and I thought it was hysterical, so I'm posting this for all my closest friends. You know who you are and I know you'll laugh at this too (Otherwise, you and I WOULDN'T be friends in the first place!). LOL.... P.S.-I wouldn't be surprised if my little sister Steph wrote this!

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you plot revenge against
The sorry jerk who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well Again I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.